Potato

Weird spuddy thing that can occasionally look like crap

Dang, that guy's a piece of potato, er crap!

by Thunderr0903 February 14, 2024

Potato

An item better then anyone that has walked on this planet. Even devlin derby likes potatoes

I love potatoes

by DevlinDerbyIsBestName February 16, 2021

Potato

Kobe Keosykhao

Kobe you’re such a fucking potato

by Davey2Wavey September 28, 2018

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

potato

a body shaper that you put under your clothes to snatch your body

“mom where’s your potato? i don’t like the way my body looks in this dress.” :(

by yrusmtm March 10, 2022

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017