When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out
by Professional potato bobber February 18, 2018
by Potatobehr October 11, 2022
Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
by datstudentlife January 07, 2016
The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.
More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.
Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.
Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
by Devarite September 30, 2021
by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016
A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016