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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Ninja

Triggered

Ninja:WHADAF***DIDUJUSTSAYTOMEYOULITTLES***

by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020

Fruit ninja

A gay Japanese man or women

Jimmy Chang is a fruit ninja

by Bigbrrrr September 4, 2021

va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.

"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"

by fairybelled October 24, 2020

Ninja

Angry Fortnite streamer with red hair

has hot wife

Diagnosed with ligma

played with drake once

Yo did you hear? Ninja has ligma

FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE ADOPTED

by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011