relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman March 14, 2016

caliber nazi

Gun owners who have to have the biggest caliber weapon due to the misconception that smaller caliber weapons don't have enough stopping power and will not put an attacker out of commission before he hurts you.

Jack: I'm thinking about buying a 22LR handgun.
Bob: If you have to use it, the attacker is gonna keep coming if you shoot him with that. Best get you a .357 to be safe. More stopping power.
Jack: Nobody wants to get shot with any gun. Quit being a caliber nazi.

by Don Way April 1, 2016

Grammar Nazi

When you're arguing with someone on the internet and spell one word wrong, they use that as evidence that you yourself are wrong as well.

Person 1: Well actually, it is more likely that Bush did NOT do 9/11, although their are still a few people who like to mindlessly argue.
Grammar Nazi: How am I supposed to believe anyone who spelled "there" wrong?

by funwillfunwill August 12, 2016

pharma-nazi

Pharma-Nazi is a person that knows all about there is to know about different drugs and corrects people when they use a certain drug incorrectly.

Ambur is a Pharma-Nazi cause she corrected Steve on the proper pill pronunciation.

by Deathlogic August 10, 2016

Badge Nazi

Someone who thinks only German cars are good and hates on cars made by companies of other countries. They judge a car based off the car badge/emblem brand and assume any car badge of any non-German company is bad. They overlook the car itself and only care about the German brand name. Hence the term Nazi because they only like German cars and hate every car that isn't from a German brand.

Person: Ooh look at that Corvette!
Badge Nazi: Who cares, any 4-series is better than that because it ain't from the autobahn.

by tripleu July 16, 2016

House Nazi

A friend that always says "My house, my rules".

Friend 1. "No, these are my Cool Ranch Doritos, go out and buy your own."
Friend 2. "I'm not gonna drive my car to a Walmart to get chips just give me some."
Friend 1. "My house, my rules."
Friend 2. "Oh you fucking house nazi, I'm outta here. Pull that stick out of your ass will ya'!"

by Xioxwolf October 12, 2016

Jewish Nazi

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.

by BlackMesaLabs0 December 6, 2016