Mexican Titty-Twister

When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.

I had a great time last night. We did Mexican Titty-Twisters until 4 in the morning.

by hammondmatthew14 October 30, 2012

Mexican Flash Mob

What do you get when you tell an entire nation that they're about to receive U.S. work visas?

LAX was a real Mexican Flash Mob the other night, Homes. I didn't take the 405 exit.

by Juan Chimichanga June 28, 2012

Mexican Sheep Dog

When a soft taco is rolled tightly to be used as a dildo and eaten after use

I just had a mexican sheep dog and got bonus corn.

by box of soup February 26, 2011

Mexican Nasal-Spray

Ejaculating into someones Nasal Cavity.

Mike: Oh man, Jenny was going down on me last night, and I gave her the Mexican Nasal-Spray.

John: I'm taking it she isn't talking to you anymore?

Mike: Yeah

by Wasted Generation March 21, 2011

mexican cement truck

When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.

Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.

by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011

Mexican chafing dish

When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)

Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.

How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...

by ZCV99 February 6, 2019