mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.

How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...

by ZCV99 February 6, 2019

Mexican Sheep Dog

When a soft taco is rolled tightly to be used as a dildo and eaten after use

I just had a mexican sheep dog and got bonus corn.

by box of soup February 26, 2011

mexican cement truck

When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.

Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.

by Dr. Dickweed June 14, 2011

Mexican Flash Mob

What do you get when you tell an entire nation that they're about to receive U.S. work visas?

LAX was a real Mexican Flash Mob the other night, Homes. I didn't take the 405 exit.

by Juan Chimichanga June 28, 2012

Mexican Mosh Copter

The act of two large Mexican men interlocking their arms together and spining at a dangerous rate of speed in the middle of a mosh pit, knocking over the nearby concert goers like bowling pins.

"They had 4 broken ribs and internal bleeding after that Mexican Mosh Copter at the concert last Saturday"

by 61F85Acid November 9, 2009

Mexican chafing dish

When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)

Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Mexican Nasal-Spray

Ejaculating into someones Nasal Cavity.

Mike: Oh man, Jenny was going down on me last night, and I gave her the Mexican Nasal-Spray.

John: I'm taking it she isn't talking to you anymore?

Mike: Yeah

by Wasted Generation March 21, 2011