may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May

A cute girl you know you like but Looks as if every other guy likes her so you hold back but then you get to know each other but then she breaks your fucking heart and friend zones you like the other 2 girls you loved

May fuck u

by True Slav April 26, 2020

may 3

national let someone do what they wanna do to you day

boy 1: let me slap it
girl: fine only because its may 3

by darkhumorr May 2, 2024

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

may 4

Nation hug and kiss a Caden day!

Teacher: Why does Caden have hickeys on his neck?
Kid:It’s may 4
Teacher: oh yeah i forgot *gives kiss and hug*

by penis crusader May 3, 2022

May 14

the day when the most perfect girls are born

dan: my cousin is having a baby girl on May 14!
jack: awsome the baby girl must be perfect

by poggers ;) October 29, 2021

May 26th

National Tiddy pic day
For all the boys who want tiddy pics (the girlies too)

Boy: Hey babe! It’s May 26th.
Girl: *Sigh* *1 attachment*

by HeavyStar May 26, 2024