sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006

We'll do it live

When you put off doing something until you need to do it, like procrastination. Coined by Bill O'Reilly and made infamous by YouTube.

I should make reservations, but fxck it, we'll do it live.

by Quam Celerrime January 22, 2009

i didn't do it

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.

Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Do I fuck

Being asked a question that you probably clearly don't know and having the look on your face that basically says 'Does it look like I fucking know what this means'

Hey, do you know what the largely dependant services that new Zealand rely on?

Do I fuck.

by Calummzz July 25, 2016

Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.

I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.

by SF Skipster September 22, 2006

Get A Duck To Do It

A response to a request to do something which you cannot be bothered to do, coined by welsh comedian Rhod Gilbert

a) do the dishes please
b) no, get a duck to do it

by annnnnnnnnnonnnnnnnn November 28, 2009

doing tussin

Drinking an entire bottle of cough syrup in order to get high. This is because the active ingredient in cough syrup is codeine, a morphine derivative.

Named after Robitussin, a brand of cough syrup.

WARNING: Causes seriously bad trips much more often than good.

Jack: Hey, those guys are doing tussin, let's join in.
Jill: No way man, I ad a fucking nasty experience last time I did that. I'd seriously rather eat shit.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006