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Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morningGosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023
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hard man squad

A hard man squad is a group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Hard man squads are usually unemployed and their common activities include: smoking weed, drinking, smoking, shoplifting, vandalism, and trying to start fights. Typical language used by hard man squads include "blud", "spliff", "wanker", "bruv", "wogwan", "innit" and "sick". Hard man squads can be found in locations such as alleyways, under bridges, council estates and tesco car parks
Oi, did you see that hard man squad down lodge farm estate?
by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016
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Hard Blunting

Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.
Guy: Dude I am so tired.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was up all night hard blunting with my gf.
by CollegeExpert May 1, 2011
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Tonya Harding

Tonya Harding didn't seem like a physically fragile person on the outside, and she took advantage of the weaknesses, insecurities, and fears of others to keep a tough image going, but her heart was made of glass and couldn't take rejection (especially not by the opposite sex, as the person she hated most wasn't of her own sex) because it was soft. A person can change their exterior to where they look tougher than they were as a kid, but you can't change what is in a person's heart.
Tonya Harding seems too tough to be true because when you look at the whole person and get past the don't underestimate her physically bullshit (which most people don't underestimate her) , she really is. She lives like a coward, and always has.
by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021
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Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)
Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!
by FreakMan445 December 3, 2022
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