Mosquito Water Sports

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink

I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

by shifterspeed January 24, 2021

fish out of water

fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.

<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"

by Steve The Nasty December 11, 2003

The water is in the lint trap

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down

Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!

by Atomik235 October 17, 2019

Eva water™

The best water brand in the whole universe. The conmpany is lead by by Eva, the Irish pee president. Charlie the hydrate homie is a well known advitiseor for this amazing brand.

Wow, isn't Eva water™ incredible, I love it!!!

by Charlie the hydrate homie January 23, 2021

Water them Melons

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

by Mantalk November 4, 2012

COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.

43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.

by K_IRL October 16, 2020

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014