Nebraska car blue

When the balls of a farm animal turn blue

This car got a Nebraska car blue

by Jommyg November 29, 2015

Car

A metal box with usually four wheels that can carry up to six people, if you count with the trunk.

"Did you hear about that guy that had sexual relations with a Car?"

by Cup of steel June 11, 2023

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

pioneer car

a old looking ass car that was built in the 1980s but runs good.

that old Toyota van looks like a pioneer car! smh! lol jk

by hogmog March 31, 2015

Car Wash

When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.

“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!

by Darve July 11, 2023

Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.

He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done

by Ch1naman April 24, 2023

Eat the car

An alternative to selling the car for money to buy food.

“My mother had a rough childhood. Her mom had to sell the car in order to have enough food money.”
“What? Just… Eat the car.”

by Mr. Sneeze October 8, 2022