ghetto possum

A woman with a high sex drive
One step up from a hood rat.

I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club

by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023

Ghetto jet

A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.

Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.

by The answer is always Pork Roll June 29, 2023

Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023

Ghetto

People names mike

Mike is ghetto

by Hejsoxksms August 26, 2023

ghetto cheese

that stanky gas pack that smell like cheese. dude sellin it normally got dreads and hood ahh fuck

Yo I just cop that ghetto cheese of Marquis. Damn nigga that shit smell like parmesan!!

by realsmoka011 August 29, 2023

Ghettofication

Ghettofication ghet-to-fi-ca-tion (noun): The process by which a neighborhood, business or moral standards starts to decline due to a lack of care, leading to reduced standards and overall deterioration.

Author: JAyson CRoss

The fact that we are harping on presidential candidates' sexual history is proof of the ghettofication of politics.

by Curtis Davis July 28, 2024

Ghettofication

Ghettofication (ghet-to-fi-ca-tion)
The process by which values start to decline due to lack of care, leading to reduced standards.

The fact that we are harping on presidential candidates' sexual history is proof of the ghettofication of politics.

by Curtis Davis July 29, 2024