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drew gooden

a cavs baketball player that has pubes on his neck.
those cocky as cavaliers have pubed-necked drew gooden on there team.
by Winslow l July 5, 2007
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Goldeneye

It is a bleached anus. Antonym: Browneye
I finally got my girlfriend to get rid of her doo-doo brown butt hole. Now she's got a gorgeous Goldeneye I can lick all day.
by pour one November 10, 2011
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goldenfingers

In regards to male urinals, the result of pissing too close to the porceline urinal that you get pee on your hands and fingers. The "goldenfingers" is caused by the splash of the urine against the urinal.

This can also be attributed to peeing in a urinal that is too high in relation to the position of the person's crotch.
I chose the lower positioned urinal in order to avoid getting goldenfingers.

I wish they had a pee-trough rather than these urinals so I wouldn't always get goldenfingers.
by El Coolito December 3, 2009
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Goldenrod

A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.

His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."

His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.

His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.

Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.

No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
by nphilbro February 3, 2009
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goldenman

someone whose very word is to be doubted a world class liar
He is such a goldenman
by Oaktoad November 27, 2005
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Gildenstar

Gildenstar slowly took off her shirt to reveal her breasts to the Barbarian Elder. He said "These aren't your everyday townie tits."
by delphi September 6, 2003
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Goldendoodle

a type of dog that is a cross breed between a standard poodle and a yellow or a black lab.
very good with children, needs lots of excercise and lots of grooming. fur should not shed.

also see goldipoo
"whats your favorite type of dog?"
"Goldendoodles."
by Allikatanne July 23, 2005
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