fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021

eyebrow dancing

eyebrow dancing is a fun party trick and a good groupchat name

"Wow I love eyebrow dancing!"

by larabergon September 3, 2022

the whip dance

A dance for people who are too retarded for dancing and they must use a fisting movement as a dance....this is because they are probably a fat or too lazy person to even try to do anything else

Guy:is that fat lazy dude fisting the air...what is he retarded?

Guy2:nope he's doing the whip dance

by Thebobmarleyking January 4, 2017

Dancing

Oxford Dictionary defines sport as "an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or a team competes against another or others for entertainment". By the latter definition, dancing does not qualify as a sport due to the fact it does not take any skill or ability.
In other words fuck LADC dance and cheer

Person 1 Sayin bro fit you doing ih day
Person 2 Fuck all just taken the misses to her dancing competition

Person 1 Nah fuck that shit bro dancing bare easy

Person 2 Ye I fucking know my g it’s not even a sport
Person 1 EXACTLY!!! I’ll come round w some bev we’ll sit and watch the footie (a real sport) and the misses can make some fat scran

Person 2 Fat plan my g

by Syfillis June 12, 2019

the ostrich dance

The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.

Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.

by breaking benjamin November 25, 2013

Disco dance

When two people fuck with LED light on

Cashier: oh you’re going to decorate your room with lights for the aesthetic?

Person: oh no Im going to do the disco dance with my significant other.

by Yahmama01 January 11, 2022

That one dance

When you get on the ground, and hump the floor. Ykno, that one dance

Rio: do that one dance. Get on the floor, act like you humping, do that one dance. Bounce yo shoulders, throw some money up, do that one dance

by Perc Nowitzki May 29, 2021