hopped up on the bean

The emotional boost to a man's mood after he gets access to a female's bean, or clitoris. Usually lasting 1 to 3 hours.

Hey, why's Bill so happy today?
His girlfriend just got back in town, so he's probably hopped up on the bean.

by magurkin52 September 14, 2013

nigga jelly beans

The bigger cheap type jelly beans that black families give to their kids. They usually have the nasty black lickerish jelly beans mixed in with them.

Are these the nigga jelly beans or are these better jolly rancher type?

by eel79 March 20, 2008

Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...

Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.

by snipe1169 March 26, 2009

pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

by Bewels October 9, 2008

cool beans

A Yahoo chat room term, (invented in 1996, by Kd_kid and Blackwidow001), which means that one thinks highly of something.

That is exciting = Cool beans!

by kdsnail May 15, 2006

mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

by poo91 April 13, 2009

beans n' weenies

so it's when a gay guy is doing another gay guy in the ass and he doesn't wanna finish in the guy's ass like, you know because it's kind of boring. he just whips it out, and uh slaps it on his balls, wraps his nutsack around his dick and beats off with it.

yeah i gave him the ol' beans n' weenies

by sarsgharbs April 16, 2009