Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

October 5

the day in which the Mason White 8th grade team absolutely demolishes Ridge and there record comes too 2-4, putting them on track to end the season 4-4

yo it’s october 5, why aren’t you happy?

because mason is gonna destroy us

by Gr4antJ4ckson October 4, 2021

October 5

National give your boyfriend balls today

Person 1: hey, it’s October 5th
Person 2: so?
Person 1: you have to give me your balls today

by LocalShampoo October 5, 2021

November 5

National hug your crush/bf/gf day!

"Hey lets hug because its November 5!"

by Chefnono♡ October 30, 2021

9/5/21

Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”

by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021

September 5

When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝

On September 5th I got sloppy toppy

by Pesto bismol September 6, 2021

5 Onion Salad

when tears flow like you making a 5 onion salad

I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.

by cr33k1 September 20, 2021