Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off

Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better

by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022

Apple Jack

The act of using an apple to jack off.

I will just take this apple to do an apple jack.

by RackyRacer June 09, 2018

Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.

Hey! Let's Apple Jack.

by finding bow October 11, 2017

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

apple de applte

said in awkward situations with girls, this expression will get you laid 12 times out 10.

girl:...
guy:...
girl:...
guy:apple de applte
girl:wanna come to my house and have some fun?

by barneystinsonheisawesome January 21, 2012

Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022

Magical apple

A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.

You've just been magical appled.

by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017