Tom

Tom is a guy that has glasses. He is usually very nice, not cool, but he is cool. He has hands that do handy things. He has ears too. He alsl has a nose, a small nose, that smells. He has no friends, and is very naughty.... heheheheheheheheh. I wonder what he will do next time to you, naughty naughty.

Girl: Tom is being naughty
Guy: what did he do
Girl: hehehehehehe

by hi charlie May 9, 2023

Tom Roger

28. November is national Tom Roger beat up day.

Tom Roger big gay

by Mortenhaaage November 28, 2019

Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

Tom

A man know for explosive bowels, His short temper his urged to punch walls and claim he just sees red. A man who is sensitive but naive. A yellow fevered British man who couldn’t talk to a wall while making eye contact. A man called Tom is a racist a heart but isn’t malicious. A man who is funny and good chatter but has the IQ of you a stud earring. A man who fetishes Asian girls like they’re the only girls in the world a man who doesn’t flush after a shit. A Tom

“-Who’s that chatting up a Thai girl in a chinses accent?” - “oh thats Tom”

by Phil Mitchal January 4, 2024

Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!

Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom

by Cookiemonster3107 September 30, 2021

Tom

The type of guy to take a selfie in an elevator

Tom what floor you going to

by BobbyL1te February 20, 2019

Tom

Tom is a really kind hearted guy, he loves video games, books and sports. Most of the people would call him a nerd and an awkard person but deep inside he's just a lost soul seeking for love and mutual respect. Tom's favourite activity is cuddling, especially with Julias, those two really get along. Please give Toms a try, they're funny, enjoyable and devoured, its really hard not to get anything from a Tom once you're in his heart.

AtK : 90
DF : 99 (-98 when with a julia)
Spd : 70

Awww look at those two hugging, they're probably named Tom and Julia

by Zomeone101 November 22, 2021