Double Friday

When a Friday is not only the first day of a weekend but also a break from work, school, etc.

My favorite double Friday is the one for Christmas break

by Walking dictionary November 21, 2014

Double gherkin'd

When two orifices are penetrated simultaneously.

"That girl is walking like she's been double gherkin'd"

by Hollywood122222 December 17, 2013

double horn

The act of whilst shitting, jacking off your turd sending it in and out, meanwhile Jacking off with the other hand, usually done in office job restrooms

Dude I got paid $75 bucks last Sunday for a double horn, overtime rules!!!!!

by tsktuskmulusk May 25, 2015

Double Duece

The art of pooping with another person in the same room. Typically, there will be a deep conversation about the history of poop or if Bush actually did do 9/11.

Yo did you hear about Nick's Double Duece?!?

by Superman's Cousin August 13, 2015

Double dip

When a guy thinks he will get into your pants because he's already done it at least one time before.

Jack and Jill hook up one day. They stop talking. Some time passes (a month, a few months, a year). Jack is reminded of Jill by a social media post and hits her up expecting to be able to double dip. He got her to say yes before, what's to say she won't do it again.

by Hialice September 23, 2015

Double Jackhammer

When two partners penetrate each other's assholes at the same time with either penis' or strap-ons. A decent amount of appendage length and up-curve is needed to do this comfortably.

Jim: "I want to try some new buttplay with Alex but I don't know what to do!"
Deep Dick Keith: "If you guys have some decent length and curve you guys could Double Jackhammer - I did it with Richard and we both couldn't walk the rest of the day."

by catapillarman July 10, 2016

double bill

When going down on your girl, she squirts and shits at the same time.

While licking Marys pussy abrutly, Kevin got the double bill if his life.

by Ghost123456 August 21, 2017