second hand cocksucker

Any person which has eaten the pussy that has recently been filled with cock. Made especially distingushed by having unprotected sex, and filling the pussy with cream.

Matt had no idea he was a second hand cocksucker after being with Kim.

by ztotheatothec May 28, 2007

second hand vagina

The vaginal secretions left on a man's (or woman's) lips or tongue after cunnilingus, usually detected by the female said oral sex was performed on.

"Baby, What do I taste on your lips?" "That's second hand vagina bitch! Taste good, don't it?"

by EzMaTezPez October 8, 2009

Mr Brown Hand

A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.

Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.

by ManOfFire March 19, 2009

second-hand-spooge

Second-Hand-Spooge(commonly refered to as SHS) is a tragic event. many a man has fallen victim to this terrible occurance. now.. be afraid.. SHS is when a man aquires spooge from a females mouth. this is normally done through the art of making out with the subject, in this case the female who has recently given a bj(within the past 3 days). during the make out session, spooge from the females mouth, may, and this is not rare, transfer over to the male without him noticing. this is the art of receiving second hand spooge.

Ttam almost fell victim to SHS, that poor soul

by Paco the all knowing. October 15, 2004

Jewish Hand Grenade

A sex position in which a cylindrical firework is stuffed into the anus of your partner with a bagel through it. Then the firework is then set off.

My girlfriend wasn't into my bacon fetish, so I have her a Jewish Hand Grenade.

by Arseface475894 January 7, 2015

Crab Hands

A dance move where one puts a large frown on his face, crosses his eyes and moves around making crab pincers with his hands. It is essential to get up into peoples person space while preforming the Crab Hands.

" Yo dude, what are going to do for the dance tonight "

" I dunno...fuck it, i'll just Crab Hands."

" That's whatsup"

by Big Daddy P-Stop April 1, 2010

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012