Donald Von ShitzInPantz

Donald J Trump

The diaper wearing traitor and 45th president of these United States.

Q: which President was it who wears a diaper, falls asleep in court at his own criminal trial, wears a diaper, and shits his pants on the reg?

A: Why Donald Von ShitzInPantz of course

by Prof. Ass Master May 2, 2024

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.

I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024

That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.

I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024

thats so shite

When your breakdancing on your living room floor shirtless and your little brother says “thats so shite”

We got maths next, thats so shite

by THATS SO SHITE November 22, 2024

yin yang shits

Where 2 people are having sex and they both shit themselves actively

Man last night I got a bad case of they yin yang shits

by Spookydafuckinscarry December 1, 2024