Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011

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wikipedia is your friend

A way to admonish a person who derails an Internet conversation by demanding the definition for commonly used words or phrases instead of taking a minute or two to simply look it up on Wikipedia.

"Last night I was playing WoW with some friends and these two Undead Rogues came out of nowhere and ganked me."
"What the hell is WoW and what is ganking?"
"WoW = World of Warcraft, ganking = player killing. Wikipedia is your friend, dude."

by shigelojoe April 23, 2006

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piss in your sink

this is the thing that would most offend a ghetto person that has been brought up with a ghetto mentallity.

man 1: hey guesse what i did a piss in your sink

man2: you little bitch

man1: and your girl lapped it up

man 2:*pulling out the shotty* bang

by hellopele June 25, 2009

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jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

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Quit your shit

(phrase) Often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.

Ex 1.
Johnathan: So can I get your number?
Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you?
Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from-
Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away)

Ex 2.
(You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.)

You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.

by Kiete5 November 13, 2009

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