When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 17, 2021
Get the American War Paintmug. by LOVE IS ALL. November 12, 2020
Get the Cold Warmug. 1. A fish of War.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as a lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as a lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.
Person A: War Fish fear me!!
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the War fishmug. "Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.
by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024
Get the lesbian war wagonmug. War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
Get the War Thundermug. by raygun20 July 12, 2021
Get the A war on two frontsmug. The characters
Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE
Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE
Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE
Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE
Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?
Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE
Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?
Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}
Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE
Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE
Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE
Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE
Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE
Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?
Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE
Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?
Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}
Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE
Water wars is a game with the characters such as Dark Blue, Purple, Cyan, Yellow, Pink, Light Blue, Green, Lime, The Host
by WaterWarsNooby June 1, 2021
Get the Water Warsmug.