Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

ur smartn't

to tell someone that someone is dumb

ur smartn't
you mean dumb?
no, smartn't
what

by owotsu November 9, 2020

Ur mom

Some fat milf who doesn’t have a husband

Damn bro ur mom is so fat!

by Djdbjejdb July 17, 2022

Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!

Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!

by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018

ur girl sends .

they are breaking up with you because you fucked up

ur girl sends .

guy wth

by bhad.bby.89 December 29, 2020

Ur mom

ur mom is a roast. When a stupid weakling says “hey guys? What is the math homework today”and you say you have to solve a problem about a fat person also known as YOUR MOM. The weakling will cry saying “don’t say that to my mommy” and he runs. You have passed life

Wow I a, such an amazing ur mom

by Hi peps November 20, 2019

Ur Mom

Joking Hazard

Me : What game are you playing?

Brother : Ur Mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022