Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

The Tom

not to be mistaken for peeping tom, a tall leader of a grassy country (usually in Europe)

I consider the leader of Poland "The Tom"

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

tom

a melancholy guy who is always down in the mopes. always aggressive and will use that aggression with his tree stump. he always fails his sacs and gets angry over it. you've never seen him happy, always in his melancholy moods.

tom is a cool bro guy

by radish19 August 28, 2025

Toothbrush Tom

A way to refer to Greg, emphasizing his love for toothbrush anal that he craves.

Stop being a toothbrush tom, fucker.

by Sean Feller September 16, 2025

Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

bungejumping tom

when your pee is green

monica: bungejumping tom
paolo: who's tom, and why is he bungejumping?
monica: it's a term for describing a situation in which your pee turns green
paolo: wtf

by existentialdread1401 November 2, 2025

Pulling a Tom

When bro takes your money, says he'll pay you back, buys his own shit, then never pays you back, THEN, asks for more.

"James give me back my money, you're pulling a Tom!!"
"Hanna, you are pulling a Tom, just pay me back con artist"

by Town of Salem Lynchings November 4, 2025