Tiger Stripes

The white stripes of thick gooey smegma left on your hog when you pull it out of a chick.

I was pounding some chick real hard and she was so wet she left tiger stripes on my cock.

Tiger Stripes by Ucfiveo September 21, 2009

Tony The Tiger 

"Lager"

Example of Cornish Rhyming Slang, which takes the tradition of Cockney rhyming sland and completely throws the whole point of it out of the window. Ie; The actual rhyming part, replaced with a half rhyme, or in some cases, just some of the same letters.

"who wants a tony?"
"Tony?"
"Yeah, Tony the Tiger: Lager"
"err....."

Tony The Tiger by I'm greeeeeeaaaaaat!!! April 15, 2008

tight squeeze 

A game or an art form made up by horny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. This is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. Homosexuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question "are u gay?". If the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. Other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a "im biithhexuuaall" facial expression. This game originated from the dark corners of a physics classroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. It somehow escaped the corners of this classroom and the rest is history...

(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa....man its the latest craze...
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:...this is awkward ey?
boy 2:...yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)

tight squeeze by charles connor steve April 28, 2006

air tight 

VERY ATTRACTIVE! Generallly in reference to the female of the species.

Feast your peepers on Mabel! That little Barlow is AIR TIGHT!

air tight by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

detroit tigers

the detroit tigers have the second highest payroll in the mlb and they still suck at life. Traded good rookies for dontrelle willis and he blows at life. He blows so much cock that his mouth is wider than the gap between the tigers and first place.

The detroit tigers like anal sex as they constantly lay down for the other teams.

detroit tigers by Schmitty gotback April 24, 2008

Tight Arse 

Someone who is mean or tight with money.(Jews, Scotsman)

New guy within the work force.

British Army nick name for females within the Army - issued tight arse (Big Arse) from QM stores

Another name for a fat arse (Army talk)

Tell that tigh arse to get hos wallet out.

Send the tight arse.

Have you seen the tight arse on the new bird?

Tight Arse by Man at QM April 19, 2011

tighter than dick's hatband 

A lot of people don't seem to know what dicks hatband is. It actually refers to a male penis, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.

Bro, she not gonna let you hit. She keeps that shit tighter than dick's hatband.

tighter than dick's hatband by sdotx January 20, 2015