I wanna die

A common phrase usually muttered by agitated college students during exam season

Me: I have 5 exams next week and I haven't even touched my textbooks yet. I wanna die 😫😭😣

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019

"not I" said the duck

This is a quote from a children's book. T is basically a way to say ABSOLTELY NOT but in a more chill tone. Kind of like: "I don't know what y'all are talking about- I know it ain't me."

Person: Who's gonna come with me to our high school renunion?

Me: "Not I" said the duck.

by Owl16548 January 22, 2018

I need you

When you can't live without someone and you wish they would feel the same way you do .

Her: I need you.
Him: I don't need you.

by Jessica is greeeeeat ! (: October 13, 2009

I love you

I love you are three words which if said and meant correctly are the hardest words to say. You should not say them just for fun or because you want to get someone to have sex with you. I love you is what you say to a person who means the absolute world to you, when you would never do anything to harm them and you never want to loose them. I love you must not just be said, but proven too, you must prove how much you love that person. And lads, if she laughs and calls you an idiot..you're a very lucky man!! Women rarely say it back no matter how much they want to. Sometimes silence is the best reply. But don't just say it, you have to mean it

Ross: grace?...I love you

Grace: *silence*
Ross: I do...
Grace: *laughs* you're an idiot

Ross:*fist pumps air*

by Sky_398 October 10, 2014

I want to play

A phrase said to someone of the opposite sex when telling them that you are in the mood for sexual intercourse. Synonymous with "im feeling playful" and "i want to have crazy sex with you."

guy: i want to play
girl: maybe later *winks*

by firecrackerjoe June 27, 2009

I am the senate

This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”

Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate

by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018

i dont know

A phrase that people use sometimes when they're too lazy to explain anything.

person 1:What did you eat for breakfast?
person 2:I dont know..

by Aretha Woofer Wangs July 3, 2008