protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

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Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.

Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."

by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023

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chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

John 1:19-51

chicken plum licorice liked jumping so rigid the manly orange jelly sandwich kicked santa

by sO YAeh November 24, 2020

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Butt Knucle Sandwich

A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.

"Our chess game ended in a stalemate because we kept getting Butt Knucle Sandwiched."

by Itain'tObeeezy January 25, 2025

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Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.

Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!

by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021

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