Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

potato cat

a very fat cat who is sweet and lovable. he is very cute and chunky.

My potato cat was sleeping in my lap.

by Raskalmutt August 6, 2022

succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.

Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!

by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021

potato brigade

When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.

Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!

by Daggur111 May 13, 2016

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Potato

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"

by :○) June 12, 2022