Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025

ugly as a sack of potatoes
by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”
by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.
I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
