An alcoholic drink, made famous by the home town in which it was created - Canvey Island (Essex, UK).
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.
Scumbag Father: "Ere, Britney get us some White Spirit from B & Q I fancy a Canvey Island Iced Tea!"
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."
by SS8 GHD July 26, 2010
It's something me and my friend came up with for when, say there are adults around and you arent permitted to say curse words!
It means Shit!!! Literally...if you take the first letter of each word it spells SHIT!!! XD
It means Shit!!! Literally...if you take the first letter of each word it spells SHIT!!! XD
by Ya-dun-need-2-kno February 14, 2009
the act of applying an ice cube in or around the anal gap, generally used to alleviate pain in the anus due to extreme diarrhea but can also be used for pleasure during masturbation
A traumatizing case of hot butt has led me to the ice cube rim job, yes it is exactly like it sounds.
by JamesHatz December 29, 2012
A quick trip to the grocery or convenient store for any manner of junk food, such as ingredients needed for dip for a football game.
by Harushionu October 14, 2007
by Ur Sexc Sharmuta March 19, 2017
The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.
Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011
by babie bear November 07, 2009