Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
Get the Always Chris mug.I don’t even know where to begin to express my love for Chris to be honest. He is just too thoughtful, he thinks about everything and anything a girl would ever want, and puts so much thought into everything he does. He helps me through my highs and my lows and honestly helps me get through more than he could ever know. I never thought I would find someone like Chris in my life because to be honest it feels as if he is made up from a book because he is that perfect!! I love Chris so so so much, and honestly somehow as time goes on it just grows and grows who knew that was even possible! I love how he laughs, and how his dimples show when he’s smiling. I love how he tilts his head and says my love when he knows something is wrong. I love how he smells when I give him a hug, and how he wraps his arms around me when i see him. Making me feel so secure and loved. I honestly don’t know how this boy puts up with me, but thank god he does because I get to experience him and his love everyday. HOW COOL IS THAT!!! I love you so much Christopher and thank you for making the 6 months so so so enjoyable and amazing in every single way, I love you so much stinky xxxxx
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