Dad

a piece of shit

hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again

by lolthisisadude January 8, 2020

Dad

The most caring, sweet, and understanding person I know. He is always up on his feet for his family, making sure we are all happy and safe.

He is patient and understanding toward his family. He does things he doesn't want to do for his family, like playing Fashion Famous with me.

We give him a hard time and call him names like Big Jenny or Lemon. But, he isn't any of those things. Or we will make fun of him and his dog. But, we all know he loves us more. And I just want him to know, I don't know where I would be without my Dad.

I love my Dad!

by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022

ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.

I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!

by greml!n October 11, 2021

dad slice

When slicing a cake or pie, a dad slice is an inordinately large piece- somewhere around 1/4 of the entirety.

Jeez, that serving is a total dad slice!

by themixtape27 June 17, 2018

ur dad

someone who doesnt exist

ur dad! oh wait he went to get the milk 💀

by hiyaahun April 29, 2022

Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022