Penis Bomb

An accumulation of ripped up pieces of papper with penises drawn on them. Penis Bombs are used when one throw the on a friend or random person.

I just "Penis Bombed" the shit out of some dude!

I just got "Penis Bombed", I think I might commit suicide now.

Is the "Penis Bomb" ready?
yeah let me just draw this last penis and then we'll destroy someone!

by soccerstud3 June 12, 2011

seizure penis

1. An out of control Penis
2. A Penis that cums at the most inoppurtune times.

1. Man i sure had a seizure penis last night.
2. I had a seizure penis last night at church.

by JSB15 June 20, 2008

penis vision

noun: the ability to sense a penis is nearby. Invented in Kentucky in July 2008.

My penis vision is getting sharper.

by Krista Thunder November 2, 2008

Long penis

A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life

Dude dominic's got a long penis

Well I know who I'll be going with now

by Savy my nigga January 13, 2019

penis popsicle

When you put a penis in a freezer and it gets really really cold. Frozen even. It is now a penis popsicle. Penis penis.

That dude totally made a penis popsicle, now he is in the hospital, for his penis

by plinco flock o' penis March 8, 2011

Athlete's Penis

A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.

Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."

by Future Mind-Controling Robots July 9, 2010

penis massage

When two wrestlers , say Vern and Maria are wrestling , when either of their legs/hands are rubbing or touching against the other's groin , it is observed as the "penis massage"

Maria slapped Vern onto the floor and while wrestling , she did the penis massage on him

by sunshine selma December 3, 2007