pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.

Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!

by ComprehensiveTough April 27, 2024

beer fog

The beer's spirit (or birit) escaping its frosty cask.

As I opened my frosty bottle of PBR I notice the birit escaping into a beer fog.

by Foxie22 December 24, 2014

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive March 09, 2016

fratty beers

A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.

Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”

by BigBlair55 August 23, 2021

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Redbox and Beer

1) The sneaky thing a guy does (and picks up) when he really wants to Netflix and Chill, but has asked you out on a date and is coming over to your house to pick you up.

2) A cheap azz date

Girl 1: So where did you guys go last night?
Girl 2: Nowhere! He was another Redbox and Beer jerk!
Girl 1: Awwwww...sorry

Girl1: Did he wine you and dine you last night?
Girl 2: More like Redbox and Beer!
Girl 1: Awwww...sorry

by blondgirl January 11, 2016