Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph March 29, 2018

Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.

Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants

by Delete this account now September 03, 2024

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 29, 2009

pants for zoom

No

I am not wearing pants for zoom why would I if no ones gonna see it

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

Pistol pants

A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.

They’re being a real pistol pants!

by Mamagoose September 15, 2022

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling

I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 05, 2023

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 05, 2023