brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023

brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

by Han Sweston October 20, 2015

Berta-brain

A person who has a questionable or seemingly variable number of brain wrinkles based on their mixture of stupid and intelligent thoughts and/ or actions.

Alexis got a job as an airline pilot, but failed her motorcycle license test. She has a Berta-brain

by CharlieRomeo August 04, 2024

did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.

kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.

by Rlendnsnsk April 07, 2020

Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021

[New Strain Brain]

When one tries a new weed (marijuana) batch/strain for the first few times, one is usually more inebriated than usual so you feel more wasted than usual. Folks might act more erratic or unlike themselves.

Friend 1: Hey man you b trippin everytime you come over here!
Friend 2: That's cuz I always be having new strain brain trying out some of your trees and gettin extra funkin high you observant motherfucker!

by Shitheel Lane June 04, 2015

CIG Brain

A condition where your main (or only) game is so disconnected from standard gameplay mechanics and development processes/timelines that your expectations for what’s “normal” in gaming become completely warped.

See Also: Sunk Cost Fallacy

He said three months of development was fast. Bro’s got CIG Brain.

She said bugs are part of the charm and that release dates are ‘limiting.’ CIG Brain has fully set in.

by Nulltoric June 10, 2025