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green tea bastard

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!
by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017
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Asian Green Tea

When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.
I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.
by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2019
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Green Gables Elementary

An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.
wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.

Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
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Green Tea Frappuccino

A unique combination of Premium Japanese green tea or Matcha, lightly sweetened with a hint of melon and milk, blended with ice, topped with whipped cream (optional).
I love Summer cause I can drink all the Green Tea Frappuccinos' I want!
by Nube91 February 22, 2009
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Mint Green Person

A Mint Green Person is someone who is a loner, but being their friend has many benefits. This person will go out of their way to make you happy, whether it’s taking you to your favorite restaurant, buying you gifts, or just being that person you can vent to. They sacrifice their own happiness for yours, and no matter how many times you tell them they can express their self to you, they never say a word about how they’re feeling.
“He’s a Mint Green Person tbh… I wish he would open up more”
by Fern The Zest Fest July 27, 2023
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green puddle skipper

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
by LightBoy December 9, 2005
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Green Bay Packers

A support group for Watonwan County fudge packers who get together and play with each other during the football season.
by Toby Catzilla September 9, 2018
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