Fat chick stake out

The act of purchasing drive thru food at a quick serve establishment, proceeding to find parking somewhere generally not within restaurant grounds, and “staking out” an area while shame eating food out of a paper bag.

I gotta get back to work but I don’t wanna eat at my desk, I’m just gonna do a fat chick stake out.

Fat chick stake out by Ruth B. May 29, 2020

Fat Necking 

When an individual almost causes an accident by refusing to turn their neck to check their Blindspot or where they are reversing

Also
Fat Necker - An individual that is completely reliant on their rearview camera and Blindspot indicators

This guy was fat necking and almost reversed over me in the parking lot

Today, this fat necker almost hit me because they were too lazy to check their blindspot

Fat Necking by Castle42 July 7, 2020

Fat Birdy 

a chubby ass middle finger

hayden james: take a bit of this fat birdy bro
kid: sym

Fat Birdy by Fat Birdy Man July 25, 2020

Fat fuckness 

To be so fat that it’s fucked

I worked the fat fuckness out of me today

Fat fuckness by Calamari sauce August 5, 2020

fat sock 

To hide one’s secret stack of goodies, be that sweeties or illicit narcotics.. usually used in prison terminology as a person who holds out on his/ her cell mate or other persons incarcerated

Ere mate... that Cockwomble has been fatsocking all of us.. he has hidden his weed n’ baccy down his socks.. a proper Fat Sock

fat sock by Bigger Cockwomble August 19, 2020

Fat Ball Man

a man with fat balls

DAMNNNN that man is fat ball man

Fat Ball Man by Fat Ball Man September 21, 2020

fat loving 

opposite of fat shaming

My boyfriend is fat loving me by feeding me all those good sweets.

fat loving by tonkinannie September 23, 2020