Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.

Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.

by Jean Philip November 4, 2020

Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.

When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.

by MegzMaree June 11, 2024

jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time

"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"

by Word_4_word September 21, 2016

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Fusion Dance

Why ender had the good qualities of Peter and Valentine both. And why he saved the world from the Buggers.

Hey. You know Ender was created.
How?
Peter and Valentine did the fusion dance.
No the did n...
YES THEY DID!!!

by copyartist_234 April 28, 2008

disco dance

Is a different style of Dance. Often you Dance a lot more faster than in other styles. You Need to be flexible, and strong to hit the powerful moves. Your facial expressions are important. This style of Dance is most big in the Scandinavia, but also in rest of europe.

Oh you do disco dance? You Need to be very well trained!

Disco Dance is such a fun Dance style!

by Alialimm December 12, 2016