Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

Wood cookies

Man penis

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....

by Jayëë January 24, 2020

Chocolate chip cookie

Poopy Vagina, when you go down on a girl and she has shit in her vagina

He was dissapointed that her Cookie was a acually a Chocolate chip cookie

by ThatOneGuy84930 February 22, 2025

cookie thing

coconut drops or rock cake

he bought a cookie thing from the bakery

by mazespinwastaken November 19, 2023

Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.

Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.

by me.me("me") August 11, 2022

celebration cookies

celebration cookies are yumalicious

no other way to put it.

I ❤️ celebtraiton cookies

celebration cookies means your brother brought them out to share and did in fact not share (ethan this is targeted)

by Lily.J69420 February 16, 2024

A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025