Cat-astrophe

A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.

Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ

by Prince Wilford Of Bosnia November 4, 2017

cat jazz

Music consisting of meowing to a nondescript, or made-up tune. Usually performed by someone who is very, very bored, or feeling silly.

May was bored last night, and when I got to the apartment, I caught her singing cat jazz.

by Verticitatem May 4, 2015

cat catching

The art of successfully having sex with multiple women in one day.

Person 1: Did you see Bob today? He brought like 10 girls into his apartment today.
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably cat catching

by P0kom0n69 March 18, 2011

calling the cat

The clicking sound one can make out of the corner of their mouth. Most commonly done in two click increments. Sometimes adults use this sound to discretely call each other to the bedroom for SKEECOO SKEECOO time. The good news is that this is not a hereditary bound trait, anyone can master it. I bet you just did it.

"Stop calling the cat Bill, Fluffballs is outside!"

"I know Marge, that clicking sound was for you, now get your kitty over here ..."

by NookieJar October 16, 2009

alley-catting

when a person doesnt want to spend money and tries to take scraps from your plate or get free drinks

There goes Dan again, alley-catting off my leftover appetizer sampler

by theDALLAScrew October 31, 2011

Spy Cat

Individual or entity that spies on others in a devious manner.

We were driving through a neighborhood when suddenly I saw an old woman snooping from her window checking out her neighbors' business. What a spy cat!

by aikichik April 15, 2009

bow catting

Bow catting is the term used for oral sex , it's is the definition of licking the puss.
When an individual goes down on a woman !

Last night I caught sight of a fit bird , I couldn't help meself but wonder if I could do a spot of bow catting !! I hope she's clean ! Then I'm going underground.

by Dottie cotton December 27, 2017