Deuce Box

Noun (n) the restroom; the crapper

Hey where is josh?" "He just got in the Deuce Box, he'll be a while

by cidkudi December 18, 2010

Armageddon Box

Any box or tote containing various random objects, trinkets or keepsakes (from tape measures to toiletries) one would wish to have handy in case of emergency. Typically stashed in an inconspicuous place in a bedroom.

Kid playing video game addressing mother...
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!

Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!

by bdottedrix June 18, 2010

box herder

A pimp of sorts, one who "herds" his women. Usually with physical violence.

"Johnny's a box herder; he keeps the women in line."

by Mallory Pike July 16, 2006

cozy box

Another word for a hot woman's vagina.

Come on dude, don't you want to feel that warm cozy box around your johnson?

by Brian Hanson May 18, 2005

dunge box

Personal Computer in your home.

Let me flip on the dunge box check and the words.

by Brooklyn Mike August 3, 2007

box champion

Amelia. She can totally do the box at b-rad. Pretty much, she can do that shit 4 times in a row. Cuatro!

Amelia is the box champion.

by kdiggsssss February 5, 2008

Breakfast Box

A manly meal, when fried breakfast is in any container, this can be from anything from a polystyrene food container to a large wooden crate, you can also fest in the food too so sometimes called a breakFEST box.

i just at a breakfast box, im now a real man


im going to fest in my breakfast box

by Mr Birling April 30, 2009