When dumbass tells a fucking horrible story, it is necessary for the people around dumbass to let dumbass know his story was fucking horrible. At least one of the listeners should put their arms in the shape of a circle to represent the "story bag"... a place where the fucking horrible story can go to die.
Dumbass: "so this one time we walked all the way to the gas station to get slushies but they were out of the fucking dr. pepper flavor so I bitched at the fucking manager and pissed him off."
Listener: *story bag*
Listener: *story bag*
by ShneedsDarButterFlineTodarro October 28, 2008
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So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!
by jw9 September 10, 2009
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Get the Brownie Bag mug.A cousin to the "motorboat." Where one places there face on the scrotum and "motorboats" instead of the breasts.
Tired of the routine foreplay, Emile insisted on a quick speed-bag prior to fellatio to get him going.
by DrChode May 22, 2009
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using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
baggee- "dude, france totally still has a shot in the 2010 world cup."
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
by muffinbagger23 June 20, 2010
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Have your puberty bags come in?
Have your puberty bags fallen down?
Have your puberty bags come in?
Have your puberty bags fallen down?
by Mobb It. February 14, 2012
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deformity by putting a bag over your own head just in case
the one you put on the girl's head rips.
deformity by putting a bag over your own head just in case
the one you put on the girl's head rips.
2 Bag
by Dick Hair November 22, 2011
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