Tom

Blah blah blah, bullshit bullshit bullshit……….

Tom Is just a regular person who takes a you know what in the morning.

by Taj4670 November 23, 2021

tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log

Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!

by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023

furry toms

something a cunt would say to his friends on the bus because they think they're so coll.

" yo, you got those furry toms"

by swagggggggyp June 8, 2016

Tom

Nigga nigga nigga nigga

Tom is a ducking nigga

by Tomh22522 November 22, 2021

Oh My Tom

An anagram from Tom: OMT stands for "Oh My Tom". Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic. (Matrix Month 2015: The Matrix movie Review).

"Tom is an anagram for OMT. Oh My Tom." - Doug Walker The Nostalgia Critic.

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

Tommy Tom Tom

The mastered art of doing nothing while others do everything and you act like you didn’t know

The other day I had to do all 3 jobs and lock up the gates and answer the phones while Tommy Tom Tom over here watched greys anatomy like he’s training to be a doctor or something

by The big engine that could June 16, 2025