beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock
Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome
by Nickarsen04 April 08, 2019
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beat pink

The color a woman's vagina becomes after having some really good intercourse for an extended period of time.
That pussy was beat pink after fucking it for 4hrs straight!
by TNA Mama March 22, 2016
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Beat up a Youtuber Day

On February 10th you are allowed to assault a Youtuber with no consequences at all!
by SomeSuper February 09, 2023
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Beat It

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
Beat It is a bad parody of Eat It.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 07, 2024
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Beat It

1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it

2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.

Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 06, 2021
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