Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011

wikipedia is your friend

A way to admonish a person who derails an Internet conversation by demanding the definition for commonly used words or phrases instead of taking a minute or two to simply look it up on Wikipedia.

"Last night I was playing WoW with some friends and these two Undead Rogues came out of nowhere and ganked me."
"What the hell is WoW and what is ganking?"
"WoW = World of Warcraft, ganking = player killing. Wikipedia is your friend, dude."

by shigelojoe April 23, 2006

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

respect your elders

an excuse that old people use to be total jackassess

Old Man- You damn Millenials don't wanna get a job then complain about being poor! Then they complain college is expensive! Back in my day college cost a dime!
Kid- It's because college is expensive and pay is low.
Old Man- You sonny need to respect your elders!

by TheAnonymousGameGuy May 31, 2021

Out Your Bird

Slang for Crazy, or Insane

"You're crazy."
"You out your bird"

by getmyVwet September 4, 2009

piss in your sink

this is the thing that would most offend a ghetto person that has been brought up with a ghetto mentallity.

man 1: hey guesse what i did a piss in your sink

man2: you little bitch

man1: and your girl lapped it up

man 2:*pulling out the shotty* bang

by hellopele June 25, 2009

shit on your fist

The state of your hand after anal fisting, i.e. shit-covered

Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist

by Big Bear and Papa Smurf March 22, 2009