urban dictionary

a place where people look up dirty words such as "orgy party" "titty fuck" or "eat out" to laugh at the rediculous, but very informative definitions.

"Dude, i had a total orgy party last night."

"wow cool dude" (no idea what orgy party is)

...."il go look that up on urban dictionary"...

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmddmdm March 2, 2009

urban dictionary

a place where people go to rather find a definition of the word or get scared for life

jimmy - "mommy mommy, what does 'fuck it right in the pussy' mean"
mom- "jimmy are you on urban dictionary again?"

by StupidKid5,688,345,785,367 July 27, 2016

Urban warlord

The type of asian beener who says nigger many times no matter how bad he is at playing games, we never knew there could be such a terrifying creature until the kid named chino Breezy came and step foot on this earth

Stfu you urban warlord

-hunter

by LateAtNight November 10, 2021

urban dictionary

a website full of morons who think they are hilarious but really they are just a bunch of nimrods

idiot: means when you scratch your balls

Me:wow this urban dictionary guy is a complete moron

by Being Honest October 13, 2012

urban faggot

Someone who is the queeriest of all the queers. One who sucks thousands of dicks a day.

Man that guys an urban faggot don't talk to him.

All of these urban faggots at my school, I hate it.

There's even some suburban faggots around

by theurbanfaggot October 13, 2013

urban enigma

Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.

Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.

by 9 - 5 pacifist November 23, 2011

Urban Stiffy

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent

ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003