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Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.
"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."
by Misterfisteroboto August 8, 2019
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butters my owl

Origin: Sort of like the phrase "That butters my bread", but combined with "That’s a hoot"(or a laugh)
Meaning: something that makes you happy or joyful
That was a funny joke. That butters my owl.
by G-rex and the Fox October 13, 2019
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peanut butter in a freezer

When a girl is as thicc as peanut butter in a freezer
Damn that girl built like "peanut butter in a freezer" real talk
Damnnn, fr fr
by 69BigDaddyDestroyer69 January 18, 2020
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Peanut butter egg

When you put your balls in the butt region with peanut butter on them
by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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croissants and butter dish

ITS CROISSANTS AND A BUTTER DISH STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ITS NOT
simply croissants and butter dish
by tiredofyall May 16, 2020
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