tit smuggler

When a girl wears a shirt,sweater, hoodie, or any other top a size larger than needed. thus hiding the size of her breats. Most commonly done by girls with natural breats. But also done by girls to hide a bad implant job.

Guy 1- "did you see ashley all dressed up last night?"

Guy 2- "I didn't know she had such large and supple tits, she's such a tit smuggler!"

Also:

Guy 3- "samantha was wearing a thick turtle neck sweater earlier to hide those extremely fake titties."

by phillyjim October 22, 2008

Tina tits

When a girl you've known for awhile who you did not think had much in the way of a rack, is suddenly revealed to possess a surprisingly great pair of tits. Named for Tina Fey.

Wow, check out the Tina tits on Lisa. I had no idea!

by Neutron66 January 16, 2014

tator tits

A cute nick name for tator tots.

Yes I would like a number one with a coke and a side of tator tits.

by truth2014 September 5, 2014

Saggy tits

Someone who is a fucking fat ass with super size saggy tits.

Someone like Nathan, bob, bobby, or Ian that has saggy tits and want to smack people with them

by Sally mic saggy tits August 17, 2018

soy tits

A type of tit that is used for soy milk.

Wow Jimmy, nice soy tits!

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018

tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.

Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.

by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012