John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.

Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme

by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019

John. A Holmes

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped

Do not go to John. A Holmes high school

by Wilmeneguskks11 August 18, 2022

John Stamosos

Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.

John Stamosos

by vipzhere September 24, 2019

John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

by Realnworduser April 30, 2022

john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!

Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!

by Halls bæ May 16, 2018

John Hartsfield

An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.

Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!

by Jiblaw September 3, 2016