one up top

To always have a live round in a guns chamber.

Aye, nigga you got that fire on you just in case these niggaa bust?
Yea you know i keep one up top ahk.

by Pacman206 January 28, 2017

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider November 19, 2009

One Hand Clap

The sound the hand makes as it slaps the folds of the labia and whacks the clitoris.

Man, I was so horny last night, I resorted to the one hand clap!

by onesickaussiechick July 06, 2010

one-way talker

A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(A key sign that you are talking to a one-way talker is when they start using names of people you clearly wouldn't know as if you did. Example: One Way Talker says "I was at work and Nancy was like..." and you sit there thinking "Who the fuck is Nancy?")

I was at this party last night and I met this lady who I was really into but then I realized she was a one-way talker so I just wound up getting really bored.

by Josh and Ben November 12, 2006

Sick one

When your friends say something that is not true or extremely retarded or do something that is extremely retarded

Person: "You have as many brain cells as a fucking ant"
You: "sick one mate"

by Big Mr Tryhard April 14, 2021

number one male

Police code for Black male.

all units be on the lookout (BOLO) for a Ford Bronco being driven by a number one male down the 405. number two male would be White. number three would be Hispanic. beyond that they would just use the name of the race on the airwaves.

by The Amalamps April 18, 2014

out of ones tree

To be extremely drunk or inebriated.

I was out of my tree last night!
<name> is out of his fucking tree!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 19, 2003